women can also get what is most commonly referred to as “blue balls”? The clitoris and the penis are very similar; when a woman is extremely turned on, the clitoris becomes “engorged” with blood, like the penis. In order for the blood to be properly released from the clitoris, she must orgasm. Otherwise, she will reach extreme discomfort and get a “blue clitoris” (not to be confused with the “blue waffle.” Two totally different concepts here people.)

So if things are getting steamy in the back seat, don’t give her a blue clitoris! (It sucks)

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